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This is a curated archive of forgotten internet things. Be decent while you're here.
Surely I can't be the only one who wants to tell some people to fuck off? If you can't, this site comes in handy! You can type in any sentence in multiple languages and a scene with the exact sentence you typed comes up. It's the closest we'll get to flying cars!
Have you ever wanted to discover the secrets of your favourite games? Well, you can do just that here! Just choose a game, then use noclip to see everything. Even the faces of shy guys! OK, maybe not that.
Do you miss the Xbox chat? I don't. I only own a PlayStation. Anyway, here you can chat and talk with the same shitty mic quality as before. There are also cosmetic features, including gamertags and profile pictures, but I don't know if they're still the same.
Why use a URL shortener when your URL could be long in the first place? Well, you can do that right here! I also lengthened this URL. However, sending it to tech-savvy people will probably result in them not clicking on it, as they may suspect that there is something strange going on with the long URL so you should watch out too! Thank me later.
Get your phone ready for this one! Only individuals with 1% are accepted, note that they no longer search for new people tho. However, visiting as a guest is still possible. On a side note, imagine you're on 1% and, while trying to join, your phone just goes black. You should still check it out though, because I can't, I'm on a PC.
Although it looks like something straight out of the basement of a Scientology building, it is not. It's made by the Universe People Movement, even though they are a cult, not a movement. They are paranoid about being microchipped and have one-sided beef with RFID. I won't say any more, or else aliens will appear outside my home!
Have you ever taken a walk with your dog and wanted to play golf with his poop? Well, lucky for you, on this site, you can! It's just like golf on a console I can't legally name. There are three difficulties and a lot of poop.
This site is creepy, weird and scary all at once. It features eerie pictures and strange text content. There are references to the Holy Bible, and the number 973 appears quite frequently. You should take a look for yourself! It's really interesting, too!
[Caution: this content may be disturbing to some individuals. Discretion is advised.] On this site, you can listen to the last words spoken by people before plane crashes. The feature that allows you to hear those final words in MP3 format makes it even more emotional.
You were to late for Cicada3301 and fail to solve the puzzle? Me too sadly, but you can still try your luck here! There are currently six types of challenge, such as pattern recognition or ciphers. Perfect for larping as Mr. Robot!
What is my dream? Infinite toilet paper for when I have diarrhea! You can get exactly that on this site! You can roll as much toilet paper as you want.
Hold your horses, or else they might end up like this one. On this website, you can scroll endlessly, and the horses will never end. Some may find it boring, while others find it amusing. I'm Joel, not some or others.
Don't hold your horses! hold your pointer! On this website, you can point your pointer somewhere, and a picture will appear with something pointing where your pointer was positioned. I wonder how many files this website took.
We all know the man's face: many have seen him in their dreams. In 2006, a patient in New York drew a picture of a man who kept appearing in her dreams and offering her advice, despite her never having met him in real life. The site tries to collect information about people who have seen this man in their dreams. Creepy, right?
Zombo.com: No limits. You can do anything! Zombo.com is a joke website with an endlessly repeating loading screen and background music. The background music says, 'Welcome to Zombo.com'. After waiting for the loading screen to finish, you are invited to subscribe to the newsletter. It's the perfect example of a website with no purpose. The domain was recently acquired via GoDaddy.
The Bored Button is a website and app that sends you to random games, activities, or other fun web pages when you press a big red button, basically to help you kill boredom. It’s meant as a quick “surprise me” entertainment tool rather than a productivity app.
A collection of sounds from dying technology: dial-up modems, floppy disk drives, VCR rewind. Someone spent real time on this and the internet is better for it.
Use Ragebait to troll your favourite streamers here, rather than in real life, before you get permanently banned. Here, however, you have to form sentences and convince the streamers to ban you.